MTV 'Diary' : 30 Justin Bieber Things We Learned In 30 Minutes

Here are 30 things we learned about Justin Bieber in the 30-minute “Diary of Justin Bieber” special on MTV. It chronicles his time in France, including a possible broken arm from some pushy French fans.

• Bieber loves French girls (but not because of their boobs).
• Bieber is on a mission to thank all his fans who have made his incredible ride a reality.
• Being only 16 years old, Bieb has to take time to do school every day.
• His subjects are algebra, history, and biology, but he takes time to learn about places he travels to, like studying the Arc de Triomphe while in Paris.
• J-Bieb likes to smell pizza. Like physically sniff a slice.
• The spry little fella can hurdle a street pylon.
• He doesn’t watch anything but R-rated movies.
• Bieb can make a half-court basketball shot.
• Kenny the security guard wakes Justin up in the morning.
• Bieber sleeps in a white shirt and white shorts.
• That awesome hair of his just gets blow-dried and then magically falls forward like that.
• When jumping on a bed, Bieber actually looks like he is only 12 years of age.
• Bieber actually knows some French. WE suspect it’s because he’s from Canada.
• But he reveals that it’s also because it’s his grandparents’ first language, which is perhaps an extension of the being-from-Canada thing, but cool nonetheless.
• Justin has a team of guys working around him who beat on him like a little brother.
• Bieb can hold his own though, especially since he kicks his marketing manager Mike in the crotch (by accident).
• Bieber’s mom Pattie looks like he’s 25 and a French radio host calls her a MILF.
• Bieber can be a little punk just like any other teenager.  When he jokes that his tutor should get back in her cage and his mom tells him to apologize and he won’t.
• Justin took the time to sing for the crowd outside his gig who couldn’t get in.
• Bieb doesn’t respond well to Europe’s lack of air conditioning, but he soldiers on signing autographs in a crowded mall anyway.
• There are so many crying girls, which befuddles both us and the Bieb.
• If you push Justin Bieber around, he’ll stop signing autographs. But he will perform anyway because that’s how he rolls.
• He prays before he performs.
• The sea of camera phones and video cameras during a live concert are this generation’s lighters.
• Bieber makes up for kicking his marketing manager Mike in the crotch by letting him come onstage and play the guitar. That seems like a good trade-off.
• Bieb’s got some basketball moves, especially for a little guy.
• Bieb’s best friend is Ryan from back home in Canada. Ryan is a little further on the road to puberty than Justin.
• According to the security guys, Bieb says his fans are his “spinach.”
• Bieb denies ever saying that.
• He finishes by saying, “Not too long ago I was just posting videos on YouTube for my family and friends. This has been an incredible experience, an incredible journey. It’s weird to think that this is only the beginning.”

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